{"id":887,"date":"2011-04-04T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/absolute-trendsetter.over-blog.com\/article-70985476-6.html"},"modified":"2011-04-04T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","slug":"jesuisvernie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2011\/04\/04\/jesuisvernie\/","title":{"rendered":"Je suis vernie\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

J\u2019avais d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de passer des vacances sous l\u2019eau mais\u2026 pas comme \u00e7a.<\/p>\n


\n\"Koh
\n<\/a>Retour en arri\u00e8re : il y a
\nquelques semaines, j\u2019ai pris mon billet pour une destination de r\u00eave : la Tha\u00eflande. Dix jours au paradis\u2026 Apr\u00e8s force h\u00e9sitation, ma complice et moi avons choisi de passer les deux premi\u00e8res
\nnuits \u00e0 Bangkok, puis six sur Koh Lanta (et oui, c\u2019est une vraie \u00eele, et non elle n\u2019est pas r\u00e9serv\u00e9e aux exp\u00e9riences de TF1 Productions), avant de revenir deux nuits sur Bangkok pour finir en
\nbeaut\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Sur le papier, tout est idyllique : les h\u00f4tels que nous avons s\u00e9lectionn\u00e9s, la perspective de manger de d\u00e9licieux plats, des fonds marins \u00e0 tomber (ce n\u2019est pas un hasard, Koh Lanta, encore moins
\nune adoration particuli\u00e8re suite \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9mission du m\u00eame nom)\u2026<\/p>\n

Et puis\u2026<\/p>\n


\n\"Koh
\n<\/a>Et puis la nouvelle est
\ntomb\u00e9e : pluie diluviennes, inondations, morts, bless\u00e9s, \u00e9vacuation par les h\u00e9licopt\u00e8res de l\u2019arm\u00e9e\u2026 Tout d\u2019un coup, les vacances de r\u00eave semblent tourner au cauchemar. Premier r\u00e9flexe : regarder
\nla m\u00e9t\u00e9o. Alors que le mois d\u2019avril est suppos\u00e9 \u00eatre le plus chaud et faire partie de la saison s\u00e8che, Phuket se retrouverait sous les orages durant tout notre s\u00e9jour. Euh\u2026 L\u2019assurance
\nannulation, \u00e7a fonctionne en cas de mauvaise m\u00e9t\u00e9o ?<\/p>\n

Parce que, m\u00eame si je ne souhaite pas aux tha\u00eflandais de se faire noyer une fois de plus, il pleut, mais les a\u00e9roports sont rouverts, les ferries fonctionnent de nouveau\u2026 Pas de quoi crier \u00e0 la
\ncatastrophe \u00e9cologique. Au temps pour le remboursement\u2026<\/p>\n

Je m\u2019envolerai donc mercredi, avec maillots de bain et combinaison de plong\u00e9e, masque et palmes, et un optimisme \u00e0 toute \u00e9preuve. De toute fa\u00e7on, la m\u00e9t\u00e9o, ce n\u2019est pas une science exacte\u2026 Ils se
\ntrompent toujours, non..?<\/p>\n

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