{"id":883,"date":"2011-08-29T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/absolute-trendsetter.over-blog.com\/article-82832853-6.html"},"modified":"2011-08-29T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","slug":"lebonheurestdanslatong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2011\/08\/29\/lebonheurestdanslatong\/","title":{"rendered":"Le bonheur est dans la tong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/missmad.audreyrochas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2011\/08\/Tong_2.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Tong\" alt=\"Tong\" src=\"https:\/\/missmad.audreyrochas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2011\/08\/Tong_thumb.jpg\" width=\"304\" height=\"304\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a>Presque une semaine que j\u2019ai repos\u00e9 le pied<br \/>\nsur le territoire fran\u00e7ais et pourtant ma t\u00eate reste \u00e0 <strong>Bali<\/strong>. <strong>Bali<\/strong> ? Oui, ce petit coin de paradis \u00e0 l\u2019autre bout du monde, <strong>Bali<\/strong>, le <strong>pays<br \/>\ndes gens souriants<\/strong>. Choc terrible en reprenant le m\u00e9tro : <strong>les parisiens ont mal au sourire<\/strong>, \u00e7a les ferait souffrir d\u2019esquisser ne serait-ce que le moindre petit signe de<br \/>\nbonheur. Paris fait la gueule, m\u00eame sous le soleil.<\/p>\n<p>C\u2019est d\u00e9j\u00e0 suffisamment difficile de rentrer, mais si personne n\u2019y met du sien, c\u2019est pire que tout.<\/p>\n<p>Pens\u00e9e pour cette fille qui bosse 14 heures par jour dans un spa de <strong>Legian<\/strong> pour $50 par mois et qui affiche un <strong>smile<\/strong> \u00e0 vous \u00e9clairer une journ\u00e9e.<\/p>\n<p>Il n\u2019y a quand m\u00eame pas que le soleil qui fasse la diff\u00e9rence\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Et si le secret du sourire exponentiel r\u00e9sidait dans le fait de porter des tongs \u00e0 longueur d\u2019ann\u00e9e ? La m\u00e9decine orientale met les pieds \u00e0 l\u2019honneur. Peut-\u00eatre, alors, suffirait-il de les<br \/>\nlib\u00e9rer pour ne plus s\u2019encombrer l\u2019esprit avec des tracas qui n\u2019en sont pas.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ma vie en tongs<\/strong>, \u00e9t\u00e9 comme hiver (surtout un hiver \u00e0 35\u00b0C)\u2026 Et si le bonheur ne tenait qu\u2019\u00e0 \u00e7a ? Un bout d\u2019\u00eele, les orteils en \u00e9ventail et le sourire 24\/7\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Presque une semaine que j\u2019ai repos\u00e9 le pied sur le territoire fran\u00e7ais et pourtant ma t\u00eate reste \u00e0 Bali. Bali ? Oui, ce petit coin de paradis \u00e0 l\u2019autre bout du monde, Bali, le pays des gens souriants. 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