{"id":882,"date":"2011-09-02T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/absolute-trendsetter.over-blog.com\/article-83168084-6.html"},"modified":"2011-09-02T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","slug":"septemberisback","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2011\/09\/02\/septemberisback\/","title":{"rendered":"September is back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/missmad.audreyrochas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2011\/09\/V-lo-Paris_2.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"V\u00e9lo \u00e0 Paris\" alt=\"V\u00e9lo \u00e0 Paris\" src=\"https:\/\/missmad.audreyrochas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2011\/09\/V-lo-Paris_thumb.jpg\" width=\"304\" height=\"248\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a>Et oui, comme l\u2019a<br \/>\n\u00e9crit un grand auteur <strong>Facebook<\/strong> de mes contacts : RIP le mois d\u2019ao\u00fbt. C\u2019\u00e9tait la philosophie du jour : les vacances sont bel et bien derri\u00e8re nous, le soleil est toujours l\u00e0 (mais<br \/>\npour combien de temps ?), la routine reprend doucement sa place. M\u00e9tro, boulot, dodo\u2026<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e9tro ?<\/p>\n<p>Non, v\u00e9lo ! Autant profiter de ces 28\u00b0C pour arpenter les rues \u00e0 bicyclette avant que l\u2019hiver ne nous rattrape. Chaque matin, je passe donc devant l\u2019Ecole militaire et sa voisine la <strong>Tour<br \/>\nEiffel<\/strong>, les <strong>Invalides<\/strong>, la place de la <strong>Concorde<\/strong>, les <strong>Tuileries<\/strong>, la cour du <strong>Louvre<\/strong>, <strong>l\u2019Op\u00e9ra<\/strong>\u2026 Tout \u00e7a<br \/>\npour en plus me faire de jolies cuisses. Que demande le peuple ?!?<\/p>\n<p>Le v\u00e9lo, pour les <strong>modeuses<\/strong> un peu \u00e0 sec, c\u2019est la meilleure option <strong>l\u00e8che-vitrine<\/strong> : on aper\u00e7oit les robes, les chaussures, les sacs, mais trop press\u00e9e on ne<br \/>\ns\u2019arr\u00eate pas, lanc\u00e9e sur sa monture. Juste du rep\u00e9rage avant craquage potentiel. <strong>Pas de bleus \u00e0 la carte bleue<\/strong>, pas de convocation chez le banquier ahuri d\u2019un d\u00e9couvert le<br \/>\npremier du mois. C\u2019est-y pas beau, le v\u00e9lo ?<\/p>\n<p>Et puis, \u00e0 v\u00e9lo, on se fait plein d\u2019amis. Tenez, si je n\u2019avais pas d\u00fb me rendre au bureau ce matin, j\u2019aurais m\u00eame rencontr\u00e9 <strong>l\u2019homme de ma vie<\/strong> : il \u00e9tait brun, il \u00e9tait beau, il<br \/>\nse d\u00e9pla\u00e7ait \u00e0 v\u00e9lo. Seul vice ? Il n\u2019allait pas dans le m\u00eame sens. Tout \u00e7a pour une histoire de direction..! En revanche, les ouvriers de la rue ont appr\u00e9ci\u00e9 le f\u00e2cheux <strong>coup de<br \/>\nvent<\/strong> qui a soulev\u00e9 ma jupe en arrivant en bas de la rue. Et tous ces m\u00e2les qui manquent (ou pas) se prendre un poteau : \u201cJ\u2019ai mis une <strong>culotte<\/strong>, alors te d\u00e9visse pas la<br \/>\nt\u00eate comme \u00e7a pour <strong>regarder sous ma jupe<\/strong> : tu vas te faire mal pour rien !&rsquo;\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Bref, septembre est de retour, les esprits redescendent sur terre et reprennent leur petit train-train. On mate \u00e0 tout berzingue histoire de s\u2019assurer une pr\u00e9sence sous la couette durant les<br \/>\nlongues soir\u00e9es d\u2019hiver. C\u2019est la derni\u00e8re ligne droite pour scorer. Vite : les <strong>sites de rencontres<\/strong>, les <strong>afterwork<\/strong>, les soir\u00e9es chez des amis, les sorties \u00e0<br \/>\nth\u00e8me, les derni\u00e8res de <strong>Bagatelle<\/strong>, les ap\u00e9ros improvis\u00e9s, les <strong>festivals<\/strong> qui ne ressembleront jamais\u00a0 <strong>Woodstock<\/strong>\u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>Et si on repartait en vacances<\/strong> pour changer ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Et oui, comme l\u2019a \u00e9crit un grand auteur Facebook de mes contacts : RIP le mois d\u2019ao\u00fbt. C\u2019\u00e9tait la philosophie du jour : les vacances sont bel et bien derri\u00e8re nous, le soleil est toujours l\u00e0 (mais pour combien de temps ?), la routine reprend doucement sa place. M\u00e9tro, boulot, dodo\u2026 M\u00e9tro ? 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