{"id":88,"date":"2008-08-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/absolute-trendsetter.over-blog.com\/article-22002424-6.html"},"modified":"2008-08-16T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","slug":"lemaillotdelete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2008\/08\/16\/lemaillotdelete\/","title":{"rendered":"Le maillot de l&#039;\u00e9t\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><span><span><strong>Vacances sur la C\u00f4te d&rsquo;Azur obligent, l&rsquo;\u00e9preuve du maillot est l&rsquo;une des plus difficiles \u00e0 passer, surtout quand les magazines nous<br \/>\nannoncent que cette ann\u00e9e il faut s&rsquo;adonner au trikini, certes tr\u00e8s joli, mais pas des plus pratiques pour le bronzage. Etat des lieux de la \u00ab\u00a0tendance lourde\u00a0\u00bb de l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9, de notre envoy\u00e9e sp\u00e9ciale<br \/>\nsur place. Le trikini: info ou intox?<\/strong><\/span><\/span><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"CtreTexte\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/missmad.audreyrochas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2008\/08\/trikini.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>Nice, Beaulieu, que de jolis noms pour un \u00e9t\u00e9 au soleil&#8230; Me voici revenue de mes tribulations atlantiques pour quelques jours dans ma r\u00e9gion d&rsquo;adoption (bon, ok, je suis plus de l&rsquo;ouest,<br \/>\nc&rsquo;est-\u00e0-dire Saint-Tropez, mais on se rapproche). C\u00f4t\u00e9 Atlantique, il n&rsquo;y a pas \u00e0 dire, le trikini c&rsquo;est no way! Pas l&rsquo;ombre de l&rsquo;un de ces petits maillots \u00e0 tendance bondage. Comment \u00e7a: vous ne<br \/>\nsavez pas de quoi je parle?<\/p>\n<p>Bon, alors, pour les incultes de la mode (\u00e7a m&rsquo;apprendra \u00e0 laisser tomber la revue de presse&#8230;), le trikini est LE maillot de l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9 2008. Pour ma part, j&rsquo;avais d\u00e9j\u00e0 tent\u00e9 l&rsquo;aventure en 2002 (et<br \/>\noui..!) avec un petit mod\u00e8le \u00e0 craquer de chez Morgan (comme quoi, les petits ont parfois de grandes id\u00e9es). D\u00e9collet\u00e9 juste ce qu&rsquo;il faut, \u00e9chancr\u00e9 bien comme on aime, et des lani\u00e8res pour<br \/>\nrejoindre le haut et le bas. Niveau bronzage: la cata! Comment g\u00e9rer les marques blanches sur les hanches, hein? Et celles qui partent du soutien-gorge pour rallier le tanga? Bref, cette ann\u00e9e,<br \/>\nle maillot se porte de soir\u00e9e, et c&rsquo;est bien l\u00e0 tout l&rsquo;int\u00e9r\u00eat du trikini: para\u00eetre habill\u00e9e m\u00eame \u00e0 la plage.<\/p>\n<p>Revenons \u00e0 nos moutons. Apr\u00e8s un bref rep\u00e9rage, je me rends compte que pas une des jolies filles de la plage ne porte un trikini. Des bikinis en veux-tu en voil\u00e0, des une pi\u00e8ce (autre tendance de<br \/>\nl&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9: le une pi\u00e8ce classe &#8211; probl\u00e8me: elles n&rsquo;ont pas d\u00fb acheter les leurs dans les bonnes boutiques, parce que l\u00e0 \u00e7a tient plus de l&#8217;emmailottage de baleine \u00e9chou\u00e9e), du topless&#8230; Bref, que du<br \/>\nclassique, finalement. A la limite, je ferais presque originale avec mon maillot \u00e0 message (achet\u00e9 dans\u00a0 la mecque des maillots show-off &#8211; que je m&#8217;empresse de re-citer &#8211; Saint-Tropez):<br \/>\n\u00ab\u00a0What are you looking at?\u00a0\u00bb ou encore \u00ab\u00a0Push here to start the game\u00a0\u00bb, et je ne vous dirai pas o\u00f9 c&rsquo;est \u00e9crit (de toute fa\u00e7on, sur un maillot, on n&rsquo;a pas vraiment l&#8217;embarras du choix en-dessous de<br \/>\nla taille 50), tout de strass paillet\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Pas de trikini en vue, donc. Le must-have de l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9 n&rsquo;aurait vraisemblablement pas d\u00e9pass\u00e9 les portes des boutiques, lesquelles les pr\u00e9sentent dans leur forme la plus attrayante: agr\u00e9ment\u00e9s de<br \/>\njolis par\u00e9os, r\u00e9hauss\u00e9s d&rsquo;une petite blouse assortie, r\u00e9chauff\u00e9s par un pantalon sexy&#8230; Le maillot de ville, \u00e0 en croire les mannequins immobiles des vitrines. Le maillot de l&rsquo;ap\u00e9ro, celui qu&rsquo;on<br \/>\nendosse apr\u00e8s avoir pris sa douche et n\u00e9gligemment laiss\u00e9 ses cheveux en bataille, sur un air de \u00ab\u00a0je sors de la plage, mais je suis fra\u00eeche et \u00e9l\u00e9gante\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"CtreTexte\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/missmad.audreyrochas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2008\/08\/Trikini-c-leste.jpg\" width=\"191\" height=\"299\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Alors, \u00e9videmment, me direz-vous, c&rsquo;est bien ce que les magazines\u00a0 nous avaient pr\u00e9dit: une d\u00e9ferlante de maillot d&rsquo;after-beach. Mais toutes les vill\u00e9giatures de vacances ne se<br \/>\npr\u00eatent pas \u00e0 l&rsquo;after-beach ap\u00e9ro. Nice reste une vraie ville, emplie de restaurants, de glaciers, d&rsquo;h\u00f4tels, o\u00f9 il fait bon prendre son temps, mais pas fl\u00e2ner des heures sur un matelas lounge<br \/>\navant d&rsquo;aller d\u00eener. Parcourir la vieille ville, oui. Il ne me reste donc plus qu&rsquo;\u00e0 me rendre \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9vidence de la triste r\u00e9alit\u00e9 des choses: si vous voulez tester les petites r\u00e9volutions fashion,<br \/>\nla real life n&rsquo;est pas un terrain de jeu \u00e0 votre hauteur. Un passage \u00e0 l&rsquo;ouest s&rsquo;impose&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vacances sur la C\u00f4te d&rsquo;Azur obligent, l&rsquo;\u00e9preuve du maillot est l&rsquo;une des plus difficiles \u00e0 passer, surtout quand les magazines nous annoncent que cette ann\u00e9e il faut s&rsquo;adonner au trikini, certes tr\u00e8s joli, mais pas des plus pratiques pour le bronzage. Etat des lieux de la \u00ab\u00a0tendance lourde\u00a0\u00bb de l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9, de notre envoy\u00e9e sp\u00e9ciale sur [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2199,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v20.13 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Le maillot de l&#039;\u00e9t\u00e9 - Miss Mad<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2008\/08\/16\/lemaillotdelete\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Le maillot de l&#039;\u00e9t\u00e9 - Miss Mad\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Vacances sur la C\u00f4te d&rsquo;Azur obligent, l&rsquo;\u00e9preuve du maillot est l&rsquo;une des plus difficiles \u00e0 passer, surtout quand les magazines nous annoncent que cette ann\u00e9e il faut s&rsquo;adonner au trikini, certes tr\u00e8s joli, mais pas des plus pratiques pour le bronzage. 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