{"id":875,"date":"2012-02-10T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/absolute-trendsetter.over-blog.com\/article-99032967-6.html"},"modified":"2012-02-10T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","slug":"valentinlessaintsetmoi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2012\/02\/10\/valentinlessaintsetmoi\/","title":{"rendered":"Valentin, les saints et moi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/missmad.audreyrochas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2012\/02\/C-est-la-Saint-Valentin_2.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"C'est la Saint-Valentin\" alt=\"C'est la Saint-Valentin\" src=\"https:\/\/missmad.audreyrochas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2012\/02\/C-est-la-Saint-Valentin_thumb.jpg\" width=\"504\" height=\"182\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a>Mardi prochain, on remet \u00e7a : les amoureux seront oblig\u00e9s de l\u2019\u00eatre, les autres resteront sur le carreaux. Non pas que le Vichy soit de mise (on serait plut\u00f4t dans l\u2019imprim\u00e9 c\u0153urs),<br \/>\nmais voil\u00e0 : comme chaque ann\u00e9e, les couples seront \u00e0 l\u2019honneur, les c\u00e9libataires devront brandir l\u2019\u00e9tendard de leur libert\u00e9 qui tout d\u2019un coup prendra le poids d\u2019une croix difficile \u00e0 porter.<br \/>\n<strong>Saint-Valentin is in da place !<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Quel joyeux drille, ce <strong>Valentin<\/strong> ! Toujours l\u00e0 pour nous rappeler que l\u2019avenir, c\u2019est le couple. Le pr\u00e9sent aussi d\u2019ailleurs, mais vous pouvez oublier le pass\u00e9 : il est trop tard.<br \/>\n<strong>Valentin, c\u2019est le gars propuls\u00e9 saint par l\u2019\u00e9glise pour donner une excuse au batifolage sans procr\u00e9ation obligatoire une fois par an.<\/strong> Une esp\u00e8ce d\u2019opportuniste qui a le beau<br \/>\nr\u00f4le : il fait appel \u00e0 la nature humaine et lui donne l\u2019autorisation (un peu en vous for\u00e7ant la main tout de m\u00eame) de c\u00e9der \u00e0 ses pulsions sans craindre les flammes de l\u2019enfer. Finaud d\u2019avoir<br \/>\nutilis\u00e9 une faille religieuse. Il la m\u00e9rite, son aur\u00e9ole !<\/p>\n<p>Revenons \u00e0 nos <strong>c\u0153urs par milliers<\/strong>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Pas d\u2019amoureux ? Pas grave, donnez le change en vous en payant un sur Facebook. Si le service existe d\u00e9j\u00e0 pour ces messieurs, il y a fort \u00e0 parier que les demoiselles en marge de leurs copines \/<br \/>\ns\u0153urs \/ cousines \/ etc. opteront pour cette solution simple : <strong>se payer un amoureux histoire de traverser l\u2019orage<\/strong>. Et puis, c\u2019est pratique, <strong>Facebook<\/strong> : un clic et<br \/>\ntout le monde est au courant. Au mouroir les r\u00e9flexions tendancieuses et accusatrices (comme si on le faisait expr\u00e8s) !<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mardi 14 f\u00e9vrier<\/strong>, vous \u00eates pri\u00e9s de vous joindre \u00e0 tous les amoureux pas rassur\u00e9s pour la grand-messe annuelle des c\u0153urs perdus mais plus \u00e0 prendre. Un coll\u00e8ge d\u2019esprits<br \/>\ncommuniant dans l\u2019amour de l\u2019autre (sic !). On dirait une secte. Entrez en religion et rejoignez les saints amoureux. Imaginez un peu cette <strong>orgie d\u2019amour pur et chaste<\/strong> (oui, on a<br \/>\ndit \u201csaints\u201d). Tout bonnement d\u00e9moniaque !<\/p>\n<p>Et si vous ne pouvez rejoindre le mouvement avec votre moiti\u00e9 (parce que non, malgr\u00e9 tous les conseils bien intentionn\u00e9s qu\u2019on a pu vous prodiguer, vous n\u2019en avez pas), <strong>il ne vous reste<br \/>\nqu\u2019\u00e0 trouver vos tiers, quarts ou cinqui\u00e8mes<\/strong>. C\u2019est l\u2019alternative \u201cgirly\u201d de cette \u00e9dition 2012. Chez <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mylittleparis.com\/cartes\/carte-tea-time.html\" target=\"_blank\">MyLittleParis<\/a>, on vous propose de gagner un tea time de luxe pour deux dans un grand h\u00f4tel. All\u00e9chant pour les couples (il)l\u00e9gitimes. Et si on n\u2019a pas d\u2019amoureux ? Pas de souci : les<br \/>\nparias n\u2019ont pas leur place ici et vous pouvez venir entre copines. C\u2019est l\u2019effet <strong>Valentines+++<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Et l\u00e0, je vais faire plaisir \u00e0 tous mes copains : <strong>l\u2019amour entre filles, y a qu\u2019\u00e7a d\u2019vrai !<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mardi prochain, on remet \u00e7a : les amoureux seront oblig\u00e9s de l\u2019\u00eatre, les autres resteront sur le carreaux. 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