{"id":871,"date":"2012-04-23T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/absolute-trendsetter.over-blog.com\/article-103919619-6.html"},"modified":"2012-04-23T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","slug":"disneypornmickeyetminniesexpuppets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2012\/04\/23\/disneypornmickeyetminniesexpuppets\/","title":{"rendered":"Disney porn : Mickey et Minnie sex puppets"},"content":{"rendered":"

Le dimanche soir c\u2019est cin\u00e9 \u00e0 Paname sur Seine<\/strong>. Oui, le parisien a ses rituels et le cin\u00e9 du dimanche<\/strong> en fait partie. Et que fait le parisien entre le moment o\u00f9
\nil ach\u00e8te ses billets de cin\u00e9ma et celui o\u00f9 il entre dans le cin\u00e9ma (oui, il arrive au parisien d\u2019\u00eatre en avance) ? Et bien, comme il est sur les Champs-Elys\u00e9es<\/strong> il va faire un
\ntour dans les boutiques. Et comme il aime tout ce qui est r\u00e9gressif au possible, il va au Disney Store<\/strong> admirer les tenues de f\u00e9e (pour les filles) et de pirates (pour les gar\u00e7ons
\n\u2013 \u00e0 moins que ce ne soit l\u2019inverse, sait-on jamais).<\/p>\n

Mais voil\u00e0 : force est de constater que les choses ont bien chang\u00e9 et que Disney n\u2019est plus vraiment Disney<\/strong>. Ne serait-ce que parce que Disney s\u2019est accapar\u00e9 un nombre de trucs
\nincroyables qui ne sont PAS Disney (suivez mon regard qui se dirige droit vers Kermitt\u2026). Ajoutons \u00e0 cela des versions made in Mickey Mouse de tubes Hello Kitty-esques<\/strong> et vous
\nverrez qu\u2019une Disney store est, plus que jamais, une gigantesque fraude.<\/p>\n

Bref\u2026<\/p>\n

Dans tout ce mic-mac d\u00e9cevant, il se trouve toutefois quelques objets qui m\u00e9ritent le d\u00e9tour. Certains parce qu\u2019ils sont vraiment trop choupinets (\u00e7a doit \u00eatre l\u2019horloge biologique, pardonnez-moi
\nmes errances). D\u2019autres parce qu\u2019ils semblent parfaitement d\u00e9plac\u00e9s. Comme ces deux poup\u00e9es Mickey et Minnie<\/strong>. le duo le plus repr\u00e9sentatif de l\u2019univers enfantin de base est pass\u00e9
\ndu c\u00f4t\u00e9 obscur de la force et aurait volontiers sa place dans un sex shop tokyo\u00efte<\/strong> (sont toujours un peu borderline niveau sex toys, les nippons). A vrai dire, je me suis m\u00eame
\ndemand\u00e9 s\u2019il n\u2019y avait pas eu erreur de merchandising, de livraison ou les deux\u2026<\/p>\n


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Fallait pr\u00e9venir qu\u2019ils avaient un rayon jouets pour adultes chez Mickey ! Et maintenant imaginez un peu les d\u00e9clinaisons des contes de f\u00e9es<\/strong>\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Le dimanche soir c\u2019est cin\u00e9 \u00e0 Paname sur Seine. Oui, le parisien a ses rituels et le cin\u00e9 du dimanche en fait partie. Et que fait le parisien entre le moment o\u00f9 il ach\u00e8te ses billets de cin\u00e9ma et celui o\u00f9 il entre dans le cin\u00e9ma (oui, il arrive au parisien d\u2019\u00eatre en avance) ? 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