{"id":869,"date":"2012-06-18T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/absolute-trendsetter.over-blog.com\/article-107112881-6.html"},"modified":"2012-06-18T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","slug":"chroniquedunedepressionhorssaison","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2012\/06\/18\/chroniquedunedepressionhorssaison\/","title":{"rendered":"Chronique d\u2019une d\u00e9pression hors saison"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/missmad.audreyrochas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2012\/06\/D-pression-hors-saison_2.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"D\u00e9pression hors saison\" alt=\"D\u00e9pression hors saison\" src=\"https:\/\/missmad.audreyrochas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2012\/06\/D-pression-hors-saison_thumb.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"207\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a>A dire vrai, m\u00eame <strong>l\u2019iPhone a peur de me donner les tendances m\u00e9t\u00e9o des prochains jours<\/strong> : elles sont si mauvaises qu\u2019il refuse tout bonnement de se mettre \u00e0 jour sur<br \/>\nParis. Demandez-lui Rome, l\u00e0, tout va bien, mais Paris, non : mise \u00e0 jour impossible. Il faut dire qu\u2019il doit craindre de passer (au choix) par la fen\u00eatre \/ \u00e0 la poubelle \/ sous un camion, dans<br \/>\nun geste <strong>d\u2019ultime d\u00e9sespoir<\/strong> de ma part. Ou <strong>comment ne pas accepter l\u2019inacceptable<\/strong>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Nous sommes donc le 19 juin, il fait moins de 20\u00b0C et dans deux jours ce sera l\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9. <strong>Welcome to another dimension. L\u2019ann\u00e9e o\u00f9 l\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9 a disparu<\/strong>\u2026 Ca pourrait \u00eatre le titre d\u2019un<br \/>\nroman. Tiens, puisqu\u2019on peut dire adieu aux ap\u00e9ros en terrasse, je m\u2019en vais l\u2019\u00e9crire, \u00e7a occupera sainement mes soir\u00e9es pluvieuses\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Un temps \u00e0 ne pas mettre un ouistiti dehors. D\u2019ailleurs, les ouistitis ne s\u2019y sont pas tromp\u00e9s : vous en voyez beaucoup dans les rues, vous ? Non, c\u2019est bien ce que je pensais. En revanche, des<br \/>\ngens gris, tristes, qui font la gueule rapport au temps maussade (et oui : on s\u2019adapte), \u00e7a il y en a \u00e0 foison. Tout \u00e7a va r\u00e9jouir l\u2019industrie pharmaceutique : <strong>je suis certaine que les<br \/>\nventes d\u2019antid\u00e9presseurs ont largement augment\u00e9 depuis trois mois<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>A vrai dire, m\u00eame les shoppeuses les plus assidues semblent avoir jet\u00e9 l\u2019\u00e9ponge. Les boutiques sont vides, et les soldes s\u2019annoncent sous les meilleurs auspices : cette fois-ci, il restera de<br \/>\ntout, dans toutes les tailles, dans toutes les couleurs. <strong>Ca va brader s\u00e9v\u00e8re dans les chaumi\u00e8res<\/strong> (euh, enfin dans les magasins, mais \u00e7a rimait moins bien).<\/p>\n<p>Du coup, le programme de la f\u00eate de la musique risque d\u2019\u00eatre l\u00e9g\u00e8rement perturb\u00e9. <strong>Out les balades dans les rues au gr\u00e9 des cacophonies ambiantes<\/strong>, bonjour le bar de quartier<br \/>\ntoutes fen\u00eatres ferm\u00e9es ou le coin de chemin\u00e9e (vraiment, j\u2019exag\u00e8re..?). Imaginez tous ces groupes qui vont se donner un mal de chien, qui ont r\u00e9p\u00e9t\u00e9 toute l\u2019ann\u00e9e et qui vont se retrouver \u00e0<br \/>\njouer devant tante Clothilde et cousin Val\u00e9rien. Pas gai, tout \u00e7a.<\/p>\n<p>Nous voil\u00e0 donc doomed (l\u2019expression anglophone est tellement plus parlante que notre \u201ccondamn\u00e9s\u201d) \u00e0 ruminer sous la pluie, \u00e0 broyer du noir sous les nuages (de m\u00eame couleur) et \u00e0 ne pouvoir que<br \/>\nse r\u00e9jouir \u00e0 l\u2019avance des vacances qui approchent. <strong>Ah, vous ne partez pas ? Condol\u00e9ances<\/strong>\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A dire vrai, m\u00eame l\u2019iPhone a peur de me donner les tendances m\u00e9t\u00e9o des prochains jours : elles sont si mauvaises qu\u2019il refuse tout bonnement de se mettre \u00e0 jour sur Paris. Demandez-lui Rome, l\u00e0, tout va bien, mais Paris, non : mise \u00e0 jour impossible. 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