{"id":739,"date":"2010-11-05T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/absolute-trendsetter.over-blog.com\/article-paris-paralysee-par-la-chine-60344323-comments.html"},"modified":"2010-11-05T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","slug":"parisparalyseeparlachine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2010\/11\/05\/parisparalyseeparlachine\/","title":{"rendered":"Paris paralys\u00e9e par la Chine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Depuis quelques semaines, les transports en commun sont ralentis, les cort\u00e8ges bloquent la circulation, quand ce ne sont pas les pompes \u00e0 essence qui se dess\u00e8chent. Le calme revenu, on nous en<br \/>\nremet une couche avec la visite du pr\u00e9sident chinois Hu Jintao.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"CtreTexte\" alt=\"Sarko-Jintao.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/missmad.audreyrochas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2010\/11\/Sarko-Jintao.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"130\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hier, pour citer l&rsquo;un de mes amis, il ne fallait pas circuler aux alentours de la place de l&rsquo;Etoile parce que \u00e7a \u00ab\u00a0sentait le chinois\u00a0\u00bb. Rien \u00e0 voir avec les effluves des restaurants alignant les<br \/>\nplats de riz cantonais et de poulet \u00e0 l&rsquo;ananas, mais plut\u00f4t avec des embouteillages monstres dus aux nombreux axes paralys\u00e9s.<\/p>\n<p>Et, comme s&rsquo;il ne suffisait pas de bloquer la circulation, pour s&rsquo;assurer que chaque parisien a bien int\u00e9gr\u00e9 que nous devions nous plier en quatre pour le \u00ab\u00a0grand\u00a0\u00bb homme, les r\u00e9percutions se font<br \/>\nsentir jusque dans le m\u00e9tro o\u00f9 certaines stations sont carr\u00e9ment ferm\u00e9es (des fois que des individus malintentionn\u00e9s auraient d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de jouer aux cowboys et aux indiens sur le chemin du bureau).<br \/>\nC&rsquo;est tellement sympa d&rsquo;\u00eatre bloqu\u00e9 sous terre!<\/p>\n<p>Maintenant qu&rsquo;on lui a r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 lui refourguer de l&rsquo;uranium pour dix ans (et 3,5 milliards de dollars), on continue \u00e0 bloquer Paris ou on le raccompagne \u00e0 la fronti\u00e8re? Non, parce que c&rsquo;\u00e9tait<br \/>\nbien la peine que l&rsquo;Etat peste contre les gr\u00e9vistes qui paralysaient Paris si c&rsquo;est pour s&rsquo;y mettre aussi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Depuis quelques semaines, les transports en commun sont ralentis, les cort\u00e8ges bloquent la circulation, quand ce ne sont pas les pompes \u00e0 essence qui se dess\u00e8chent. Le calme revenu, on nous en remet une couche avec la visite du pr\u00e9sident chinois Hu Jintao. Hier, pour citer l&rsquo;un de mes amis, il ne fallait pas circuler [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3131,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v20.13 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Paris paralys\u00e9e par la Chine - Miss Mad<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2010\/11\/05\/parisparalyseeparlachine\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Paris paralys\u00e9e par la Chine - Miss Mad\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Depuis quelques semaines, les transports en commun sont ralentis, les cort\u00e8ges bloquent la circulation, quand ce ne sont pas les pompes \u00e0 essence qui se dess\u00e8chent. 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