{"id":729,"date":"2012-06-28T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/absolute-trendsetter.over-blog.com\/article-107541969-6.html"},"modified":"2012-06-28T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","slug":"ratp25conmontelechauffage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2012\/06\/28\/ratp25conmontelechauffage\/","title":{"rendered":"RATP : 25\u00b0C, on monte le chauffage !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/missmad.audreyrochas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2012\/06\/Ligne-9_2.gif\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Ligne 9\" alt=\"Ligne 9\" src=\"https:\/\/missmad.audreyrochas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2012\/06\/Ligne-9_thumb.gif\" width=\"300\" height=\"160\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a>Ca faisait un bout de temps que je<br \/>\nn\u2019avais pas pouss\u00e9 <strong>un bon petit coup de gueule<\/strong>. Et bien voil\u00e0 : je m\u2019y remets. A l\u2019heure o\u00f9 le temps est d\u00e9r\u00e9gl\u00e9 (y a plus de saison, ma bonne dame), o\u00f9 <strong>la couche d\u2019ozone<br \/>\npar en c\u2026<\/strong>, o\u00f9 on nous serine qu\u2019il faut \u00e9-co-no-mi-ser l\u2019\u00e9nergie (fonctionne aussi avec \u00e9conomiser l\u2019eau, moins consommer, prot\u00e9ger les esp\u00e8ces menac\u00e9es\u2026ajoutez ce qui vous passe par la<br \/>\nt\u00eate), l y a quelques h\u00e9r\u00e9sies qui subsistent.<\/p>\n<p>Alors oui, en hiver, je mets le chauffage. Je ne suis pas de celles qui se couvrent de dix \u00e9paisseurs pour vivre dans une pi\u00e8ce \u00e0 18\u00b0C. <strong>Ecolo, oui, retour \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e2ge de pierre, non<\/strong>.<br \/>\nIdem pour la bains : j\u2019en prends, mais avec mod\u00e9ration (oui, comme pour l\u2019alcool. <strong>Mod\u00e9ration est le nouveau meilleur ami du politically correct<\/strong>). Idem pour la voiture, etc.<\/p>\n<p>Donc on nous demande de faire des efforts.<\/p>\n<p>MAIS A QUOI CA SERT QUAND DANS LE METRO ON VOUS MET LE CHAUFFAGE QUAND IL FAIT 25\u00b0C ???<\/p>\n<p>Parce qu\u2019hier soir, apr\u00e8s une belle et chaude journ\u00e9e pass\u00e9e en petite robe \u00e0 bretelles, j\u2019ai eu le bonheur de trouver une place assise dans le m\u00e9tro. Le bonheur..? Pas si vite, papillon\u2026 Il y<br \/>\navait baleine sous gravillon : autant de places libres avec tout ce monde debout, j\u2019aurais d\u00fb me m\u00e9fier\u2026 A peine assise, <strong>j\u2019ai senti sur mes jambes le souffle br\u00fblant\u2026<\/strong> des<br \/>\nradiateurs du m\u00e9tro. Ne voyez l\u00e0 rien de sulfureux, sauf peut-\u00eatre dans son sens le plus primaire et d\u00e9sagr\u00e9able : <strong>asphyxiant, \u00e9touffant, suffoquant<\/strong> (je suis \u00e0 cours d\u2019adjectifs,<br \/>\nl\u00e0).<\/p>\n<p><strong>La RATP<\/strong>, donc, qui nous augmente sans cesse le prix des titres de transports (deux fois dans l\u2019ann\u00e9e, cette fois-ci, quand m\u00eame, il faut le noter), <strong>finance le<br \/>\nr\u00e9chauffement climatique<\/strong> \u00e0 grand renfort de chauffage en plein mois de juin quand il fait 25\u00b0C (la nuit, je pr\u00e9cise, hein, parce que dans la journ\u00e9e c\u2019\u00e9tait 30, alors les rames avaient<br \/>\nbien eu le temps de monter en temp\u00e9rature =&gt; CQFD). D\u00e9j\u00e0 que <strong>nombre de d\u00e9odorants l\u00e2chent en pleine journ\u00e9e sans aide ext\u00e9rieure<\/strong>, imaginez le carnage quand on leur donne des<br \/>\nraisons de le faire\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ca faisait un bout de temps que je n\u2019avais pas pouss\u00e9 un bon petit coup de gueule. Et bien voil\u00e0 : je m\u2019y remets. 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