{"id":61,"date":"2012-05-15T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/absolute-trendsetter.over-blog.com\/article-105207871-6.html"},"modified":"2012-05-15T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","slug":"fashionpolicelekilimnefaitpaslahippie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2012\/05\/15\/fashionpolicelekilimnefaitpaslahippie\/","title":{"rendered":"Fashion police : le kilim ne fait pas la hippie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/missmad.audreyrochas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2013\/05\/Kilim_2.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Kilim\" alt=\"Kilim\" src=\"https:\/\/missmad.audreyrochas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2013\/05\/Kilim_thumb.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a>Ce matin, sur le chemin du bureau, j\u2019ai<br \/>\ncrois\u00e9 <strong>une fille enroul\u00e9e dans un tapis.<\/strong> Ce n\u2019\u00e9tait pas une SDF. Non, c\u2019\u00e9tait une fille qui pensait \u00eatre \u00e0 la mode. Elle avait choisi d\u2019opter pour un look qui se voulait<br \/>\n<strong>un brin hippie tendance ethnique<\/strong> et avait vraisemblablement piqu\u00e9 le tapis de sa grand-m\u00e8re pour s\u2019en faire un poncho. Bonne id\u00e9e, le poncho. Moi-m\u00eame, j\u2019en ai deux que je<br \/>\nressors \u00e0 toute bonne occasion. Mais voil\u00e0 : le poncho se doit d\u2019\u00eatre un vrai poncho au risque de passer pour une hurluberlu et de rater son effet.<\/p>\n<p>A vrai dire, je remarque qu\u2019en ce moment (serait-ce l\u2019un des effets secondaires nocifs d\u2019une m\u00e9t\u00e9o toute chamboul\u00e9e..?) les filles ont une propension certaine \u00e0 l\u2019innovation incontr\u00f4l\u00e9e dans leur<br \/>\nfa\u00e7on de s\u2019habiller. Non que l\u2019innovation soit une mauvaise chose en soi, bien au contraire. En revanche, elle n\u2019est pas toujours pour le bien de tous, surtout pas pour celui de <strong>mes yeux<br \/>\nqui ont mal devant tant d\u2019h\u00e9r\u00e9sie fashion<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>A toutes celles qui auraient envie de se concocter un style d\u00e9veloppement durable, sachez que <strong>le kilim est exclusivement r\u00e9serv\u00e9 au parquet de mamie Gertrude<\/strong> et que <strong>toute<br \/>\nutilisation fashion sera impitoyablement sanctionn\u00e9e par la police du style<\/strong> (inutile de vous dire que la criminelle de ce matin a eu une chance d\u2019enfer que je n\u2019aie pas eu mon appareil<br \/>\nphoto \u00e0 port\u00e9e de main). Oui \u00e0 la singularit\u00e9, au style personnel, voire tr\u00e8s personnel (quoique, faut pas exabuser non plus), non au jet\u00e9 de vieilleries sur le dos pour \u201cfaire genre\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ce matin, sur le chemin du bureau, j\u2019ai crois\u00e9 une fille enroul\u00e9e dans un tapis. Ce n\u2019\u00e9tait pas une SDF. Non, c\u2019\u00e9tait une fille qui pensait \u00eatre \u00e0 la mode. Elle avait choisi d\u2019opter pour un look qui se voulait un brin hippie tendance ethnique et avait vraisemblablement piqu\u00e9 le tapis de sa grand-m\u00e8re pour [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1577,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v20.13 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Fashion police : le kilim ne fait pas la hippie - Miss Mad<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2012\/05\/15\/fashionpolicelekilimnefaitpaslahippie\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Fashion police : le kilim ne fait pas la hippie - Miss Mad\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Ce matin, sur le chemin du bureau, j\u2019ai crois\u00e9 une fille enroul\u00e9e dans un tapis. 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