{"id":601,"date":"2011-06-23T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/absolute-trendsetter.over-blog.com\/article-77601818-6.html"},"modified":"2011-06-23T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","slug":"sarkozyautheatre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2011\/06\/23\/sarkozyautheatre\/","title":{"rendered":"Sarkozy au th\u00e9\u00e2tre"},"content":{"rendered":"

C\u2019\u00e9tait \u00e9crit, tout \u00e9tait \u00e9crit\u2026 C\u2019\u00e9tait l\u00e0, sous notre nez. Comment aurions-nous pu y \u00e9chapper ? C\u2019\u00e9tait notre destin\u00e9e\u2026<\/p>\n


\n\"Th\u00e9\u00e2tre
\n<\/a>2007
\n: Sarkozy<\/strong> investit l\u2019Elys\u00e9e et devient\u2026 le premier Guignol de France<\/strong> ! Une photo qui ne laisse aucune place \u00e0 l\u2019interpr\u00e9tation, elle parle \u00e0 tous, clairement :
\nl\u2019Elys\u00e9e, c\u2019est le th\u00e9\u00e2tre de notre grand<\/span> petit Guignol<\/strong> \u00e0 tous. Et il a rempli son r\u00f4le \u00e0 la perfection, le bougre : j\u2019entame une r\u00e9forme, je r\u00e9forme la r\u00e9forme,
\non revient \u00e0 z\u00e9ro, je fais de grands mouvements pour brasser de l\u2019air, encore, toujours plus. Ca me donne une contenance, je donne l\u2019impression de faire quelque chose, de m\u2019occuper en-dehors de
\nmes mises en sc\u00e8ne quotidiennes pour les m\u00e9dias : Guignol<\/span><\/strong> Sarkozy<\/strong> fait du jogging, Guignol<\/span><\/strong>
\nSarkozy<\/strong> en vacances, Guignol<\/span><\/strong> Sarkozy<\/strong> prend l\u2019avion, Guignol<\/span><\/strong> Sarkozy<\/strong> en
\nAngleterre, Guignol<\/span><\/strong> Sarkozy<\/strong> aux Etats-Unis\u2026<\/p>\n

Bilan de ces quatre premi\u00e8res ann\u00e9es ? Voyons\u2026 C\u2019est la merde<\/strong> ! Et oui\u2026 Pas de maison pour chacun (vous avez essay\u00e9 d\u2019acheter, vous ? Parce que moi, malgr\u00e9 un salaire plut\u00f4t pas
\nmal, je peux m\u2019offrir un cagibi<\/strong>, \u00e9ventuellement avec cave. A trente ans bien r\u00e9volus, on est en droit d\u2019attendre plus, non ? Le taux de ch\u00f4mage, n\u2019en parlons pas, il cr\u00e8ve le
\nplafond. Et c\u2019est comme \u00e7a pour tout. Et les fran\u00e7ais n\u2019ont plus envie d\u2019aller au spectacle. Guignol<\/strong>, ils en ont une indigestion. On veut bien jouer un peu, mais faudrait viser \u00e0
\npas nous prendre pour des cons, oblig\u00e9s de nous restreindre quand nos ministres sont pay\u00e9s \u00e0 ne rien faire (si, si, regardez Luc Ferry<\/strong>). Si j\u2019ai le malheur d\u2019avoir deux jours de
\nretard pour payer mes imp\u00f4ts, on me retrouve sans attendre et on me colle 10%. Si Luc Ferry<\/strong> est pay\u00e9 pour donner des cours et qu\u2019il ne s\u2019en acquitte pas, il garde son salaire et
\ntant pis pour ce qu\u2019il a co\u00fbt\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Si encore on vivait au pays des schtroumpfs,<\/strong> tout espoir ne serait pas perdu, mais l\u00e0, avec Guignol<\/strong>, c\u2019est foutu<\/strong>\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Une photo qui ne laisse aucune place \u00e0 l\u2019interpr\u00e9tation, elle parle \u00e0 tous, clairement : l\u2019Elys\u00e9e, c\u2019est le th\u00e9\u00e2tre de notre grand petit […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3331,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nSarkozy au th\u00e9\u00e2tre - Miss Mad<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2011\/06\/23\/sarkozyautheatre\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Sarkozy au th\u00e9\u00e2tre - Miss Mad\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"C\u2019\u00e9tait \u00e9crit, tout \u00e9tait \u00e9crit\u2026 C\u2019\u00e9tait l\u00e0, sous notre nez. 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