{"id":595,"date":"2011-10-21T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/absolute-trendsetter.over-blog.com\/article-86969638-6.html"},"modified":"2011-10-21T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","slug":"carlabruniunefakegrossesse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2011\/10\/21\/carlabruniunefakegrossesse\/","title":{"rendered":"Carla Bruni : une fake grossesse..?"},"content":{"rendered":"


\n\"Carla
\n<\/a>Hier soir, chez le
\nkin\u00e9, t\u00e9l\u00e9 : \u00e9mission people de la TNT<\/strong>. Encore une grande \u00e9mission hautement culturelle bourr\u00e9e de \u201cscoops\u201d, de la trash TV<\/strong> dans le sens le premier du terme.
\nEvidemment hier, actu nationale oblige, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy<\/strong> \u00e9tait \u00e0 la une. Alors quand certains r\u00eavent d\u2019apercevoir la petite Giulia<\/strong>, d\u2019autres partent sur des
\nth\u00e9ories farfelues du type : et si la grossesse avait \u00e9t\u00e9 simul\u00e9e ?<\/p>\n

Pour r\u00e9pondre \u00e0 cette question, un charlatan<\/span> \u00e9minent m\u00e9decin expliquait les signes qui ne trompent pas. Pour faire simple : Carla<\/strong> n\u2019aurait pas eu le ventre
\nsuffisamment ferme pour \u00eatre r\u00e9ellement enceinte. Et hop ! Une rumeur de m\u00e8re porteuse qui d\u00e9marre..!<\/p>\n

Et pour baliser le terrain, on revient sur les grossesses d\u00e9sormais remises en question de Nicole Kidman<\/strong> et Heidi Klum<\/strong>. En effet, leur ligne retrouv\u00e9e si
\nrapidement apr\u00e8s l\u2019accouchement est suspecte. \u201cQuasiment impossible de perdre les kilos de la grossesse aussi vite\u2026\u201d Ben voyons ! J\u2019ai juste l\u2019exemple de ma maman qui est sortie de la maternit\u00e9
\ndans un petit 36 et \u00e0 qui les infirmi\u00e8res ont dit que ce n\u2019\u00e9tait pas l\u2019heure des visites. Donc oui, \u00e7a existe ! Maintenant, c\u2019est s\u00fbr qu\u2019en prenant 35 kilos, c\u2019est plus compliqu\u00e9\u2026<\/p>\n

Bref (c\u2019est toujours \u00e0 la mode..?), les \u00e9missions people sont sur les crocs. A croire que les journalistes n\u2019ont plus rien \u00e0 se mettre sous la dent. A ne pas vouloir communiquer sur la naissance
\nde leur fille (bien que cela soit d\u00e9j\u00e0 une forme de communication), le couple Bruni-Sarkozy<\/strong> a pouss\u00e9 ces pauvres chasseurs de scoops<\/strong> en mal d\u2019infos \u00e0 devoir
\nr\u00e9inventer l\u2019actu. C\u2019est beau, comme\u2026 de la t\u00e9l\u00e9 des ann\u00e9es 2010<\/strong> !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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