{"id":586,"date":"2012-01-07T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/absolute-trendsetter.over-blog.com\/article-113218851-6.html"},"modified":"2012-01-07T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","slug":"votrevaginvouslaimezdequellecouleur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2012\/01\/07\/votrevaginvouslaimezdequellecouleur\/","title":{"rendered":"Votre vagin, vous l\u2019aimez de quelle couleur..?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Avis aux <strong>f\u00e9ministes en herbe<\/strong> : vous n\u2019allez pas aimer ce qui suit. En effet, si vous faites partie de celles qui refusent l\u2019\u00e9pilation, qui pensent qu\u2019on vaut mieux que son<br \/>\napparence et qu\u2019on ne devrait pas se changer pour entrer dans le moule, vous risquez la crise cardiaque. Pourquoi ? Parce que voici venu un produit <strong>made in India<\/strong> qui va vous<br \/>\nh\u00e9risser les poils (vu qu\u2019il vous en reste).<\/p>\n<p>Il s\u2019agit du <strong>Clean and Dry Intimate Wash<\/strong>. Ce \u201cproduit r\u00e9volutionnaire\u201d est un gel lavant intime \u00e0 effet blanchissant. Oui, vous avez bien lu : \u00e0 effet blanchissant. <strong>Parce<br \/>\nqu\u2019un vagin \u00e0 la peau clair est plus s\u00e9duisant<\/strong> qu\u2019un plus fonc\u00e9. CQFD\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Assez-vous, ce n\u2019est pas le pire\u2026 Non, le pire vient avec la pub. Un gentil couple prend son petit d\u00e9jeuner tranquillement. C\u2019est mignon, c\u2019est attendrissant, on voudrait presque \u00eatre \u00e0 leur<br \/>\nplace tant ils respirent le bonheur. Jusqu\u2019\u00e0 ce que\u2026 le mari ne puisse m\u00eame plus regarder son caf\u00e9 qui a la couleur du sexe de son \u00e9pouse, laquelle est perdue dans ses pens\u00e9es, traumatis\u00e9e par<br \/>\ncette fatalit\u00e9 qui ne quitte pas ses pens\u00e9es. Classe !<\/p>\n<p>Mais heureusement : <strong>Clean and Dry Intimate Wash<\/strong> est l\u00e0 pour d\u00e9barrasser la belle de cette caract\u00e9ristique si peu flatteuse et leur rendre le sourire \u00e0 tous les deux\u2026<\/p>\n<p>On nous avait fait le coup du sexe trop pro\u00e9minent, des grandes l\u00e8vres trop grandes, des petites toutes flapies\u2026 Maintenant, il va falloir compter avec la couleur. C\u2019est vrai que le<br \/>\n<strong>business du sexe<\/strong>\u2026 Je me demande si le produit est le m\u00eame que celui qu\u2019utilisait Michael\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Avis aux f\u00e9ministes en herbe : vous n\u2019allez pas aimer ce qui suit. 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