{"id":55,"date":"2012-11-15T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/absolute-trendsetter.over-blog.com\/article-112483377-6.html"},"modified":"2012-11-15T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","slug":"lajupebleumarine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2012\/11\/15\/lajupebleumarine\/","title":{"rendered":"La jupe bleu marine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/missmad.audreyrochas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2013\/05\/Jupe-bleu-marine-Lacoste.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Jupe bleu marine Lacoste\" alt=\"Jupe bleu marine Lacoste\" src=\"https:\/\/missmad.audreyrochas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2013\/05\/Jupe-bleu-marine-Lacoste_thumb.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"297\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a>Une <strong>jupe bleu marine<\/strong>, mon p\u00e8re m\u2019en avait offert une quand j\u2019avais 10 ans. Elle \u00e9tait pliss\u00e9e. Elle \u00e9tait classique. Elle faisait tr\u00e8s sage. Ca m\u2019avait vaccin\u00e9<br \/>\net jamais, depuis, je n\u2019avais remis les fesses dans une jupe bleu marine. En plus, quelle fille saine d\u2019esprit se la joue \u00e9coli\u00e8re pass\u00e9s 20 ans ?<\/p>\n<p>Et puis mon regard l\u2019a crois\u00e9e. J\u2019\u00e9tais chez <strong>Lacoste<\/strong> pour m\u2019offrir ce beau <a href=\"http:\/\/absolute-trendsetter.over-blog.com\/article-112126706.html\" target=\"_blank\">legging<\/a><br \/>\nrep\u00e9r\u00e9 dans les pages des magazines. Vous savez, celui qui n\u2019existe pas\u2026 Pendant que les vendeurs se renseignaient, je me suis balad\u00e9e dans les rayons &#8211; oui, c\u2019est ce que font les filles dans les<br \/>\nboutiques : on n\u2019attend pas sagement \u00e0 la caisse que le vendeur ait trouv\u00e9 l\u2019info &#8211; et je l\u2019ai vue.<\/p>\n<p>Une petite <strong>jupe patineuse<\/strong>, \u00e0 l\u2019air franchement sorti d\u2019un <strong>manga pour japonais lubrique<\/strong>. Tout \u00e0 fait l\u2019inverse de <strong>l\u2019esprit Lacoste<\/strong>, mais que<br \/>\nvoulez-vous : chacun ses r\u00e9f\u00e9rences, et les miennes ne sont visiblement pas les m\u00eames que celles de du styliste maison. La peur de finir dans la peau de <strong>Sailor Moon<\/strong> ne m\u2019arr\u00eatant<br \/>\npas, je suis repartie sans legging, mais avec une jupe bleu marine.<\/p>\n<p>Ca, c\u2019\u00e9tait pour la petite histoire. Passons maintenant aux choses s\u00e9rieuses : <strong>comment porter la jupe bleu marine sans tomber dans l\u2019effet grenouille de b\u00e9nitier ou le syndrome socquettes<br \/>\nblanches \/ culotte apparente<\/strong> (oui, \u00e7a c\u2019est la culture manga qui ressort, travers personnel) ?<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">Premier commandement<\/span><\/strong> : on oublie les ballerines plates. Parce que l\u2019\u00e9quation jupe bleu marine + ballerines plates (ou mocassins, c\u2019est m\u00eame pire) = je sors de la messe et<br \/>\nje n\u2019assume pas de porter une jupe au-dessus du genou avec des talons de peur de sombrer dans la d\u00e9cadence (court, c\u2019est d\u00e9j\u00e0 beaucoup pour moi !). On choisit donc de <strong>jolies chaussures \u00e0<br \/>\ntalon, voire des bottes<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">Second commandement<\/span><\/strong> : on joue la carte du <strong>duo bleu et blanc<\/strong> mais on oublie la chemise. On opte plut\u00f4t pour un pull \u00e9chancr\u00e9 sur les \u00e9paules que<br \/>\nd\u00e9collet\u00e9 (rapport \u00e0 la longueur de la jupe) ou alors un top un peu tendance. Attention : pas de blouse ou de polo (m\u00eame s\u2019ils aiment \u00e7a, chez Lacoste), \u00e7a ferait cucul la praline (il fallait<br \/>\nbien que je la sorte un jour, celle-l\u00e0) !<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">Troisi\u00e8me commandement<\/span><\/strong> : on accessoirise. <strong>Un chouette sautoir, une bague voyante<\/strong>\u2026 On met le paquet sur ces petits d\u00e9tails qui vont changer le look un peu<br \/>\nsoft. La jupe bleu marine, il faut la d\u00e9ranger pour qu\u2019elle prenne tout son <strong>sens mode<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Au final, on plaira aux <strong>modeuses<\/strong>, qui trouveront le d\u00e9calage original, et \u00e0 <strong>belle-maman<\/strong>, qui verra en nous la bru id\u00e9ale. Bon, apr\u00e8s, elle n\u2019a pas besoin de<br \/>\nsavoir qu\u2019\u00e0 la maison vous faites p\u00e9ter le <strong>porte-jarretelles<\/strong>..!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Une jupe bleu marine, mon p\u00e8re m\u2019en avait offert une quand j\u2019avais 10 ans. Elle \u00e9tait pliss\u00e9e. Elle \u00e9tait classique. Elle faisait tr\u00e8s sage. Ca m\u2019avait vaccin\u00e9 et jamais, depuis, je n\u2019avais remis les fesses dans une jupe bleu marine. En plus, quelle fille saine d\u2019esprit se la joue \u00e9coli\u00e8re pass\u00e9s 20 ans ? 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