{"id":5234,"date":"2014-01-09T13:18:19","date_gmt":"2014-01-09T12:18:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.missmad.fr\/?p=5234"},"modified":"2014-01-09T13:18:19","modified_gmt":"2014-01-09T12:18:19","slug":"dernier-jour-des-36-last-day-of-my-36","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2014\/01\/09\/dernier-jour-des-36-last-day-of-my-36\/","title":{"rendered":"Dernier jour des 36 \/ Last day of my 36"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oui, aujourd\u2019hui, c\u2019est ma pomme et moi<\/strong>\u2026 Normal : apr\u00e8s le nouvel an et ses bonnes r\u00e9solutions<\/strong> (je n\u2019en ai pas pris une seule, comme \u00e7a aucun risque de ne pas les tenir), voici venu le temps du passage de cap annuel. Contrairement \u00e0 certains de mes amis, je ne dois pas encore changer de dizaine, et, sinc\u00e8rement, ce n\u2019est pas pour me d\u00e9plaire. Pas de quoi fouetter un chat, me direz-vous : une ann\u00e9e de plus, quand on ne passe change pas de d\u00e9cimale, \u00e7a n\u2019a rien de bien m\u00e9chant. Certes\u2026 Mais laissez-moi savourer ce petit plaisir : si j\u2019ai envie de me plaindre, je le fais (ben tiens, en voil\u00e0 une r\u00e9solution pour 2014 : quand je veux me plaindre, je le fais sans remords<\/strong>).<\/p>\n

Et l\u00e0, je s\u00e8che : me plaindre de quoi ? De trop travailler ? Si je ne bossais pas, je n\u2019aurais pas les moyens de voyager,alors bon\u2026 ce serait mal venu\u2026 De ne plus avoir le temps de sortir ? L\u00e0 encore, il suffit de regarder par la fen\u00eatre et de voir le ciel gris pour r\u00e9aliser que, finalement, je suis bien mieux au chaud. De ne pas avoir suffisamment de soleil, alors ? Je vais me faire tacler par ceux qui savent que Bali m\u2019attend<\/strong>\u2026 D\u2019avoir pris quelques kilos ? Tout le monde trouve que j\u2019ai minci.. De ne pas<\/span> plus avoir d\u2019amoureux ? Je le case o\u00f9, dans mon emploi du temps de ministre qui n\u2019a d\u00e9j\u00e0 plus le temps de se faire une toile (enfin si, l\u00e0, je rattrape le retard depuis quinze jours, merci la tr\u00eave annuelle)..? D\u2019\u00eatre n\u00e9vros\u00e9e ? Sinc\u00e8rement, quand je regarde autour de moi, je trouve que je ne m\u2019en sors plut\u00f4t pas trop mal pour une trentenaire parisienne\u2026 De ne pas avoir tout ce dont je r\u00eave, peut-\u00eatre ? Voyons\u2026 j\u2019ai mont\u00e9 ma bo\u00eete, j\u2019ai un super projet mode en route, une famille soud\u00e9e, des amis que vous aimeriez conna\u00eetre<\/strong>, une vue exceptionnelle (bon, ok, je ne dirais pas non \u00e0 quelques m\u00e8tres carr\u00e9s en plus, mais on ne va pas chipoter), une facilit\u00e9 de raisonnement hors du commun (oui, j\u2019ai AUSSI le droit de m\u2019envoyer des fleurs, et puis de toute fa\u00e7on, j\u2019ai TOUJOURS raison, alors essayez toujours de me contredire, pour voir\u2026) et je suis la reine du step<\/strong> tours le dimanches de 13h15 \u00e0 14h\u2026 Alors quoi ?<\/p>\n

Et bien rien. RIEN, vous me lisez, l\u00e0 ? (je ne peux pas vous demander si vous m\u2019entendez : ce serait b\u00eate)<\/p>\n

Et que devient une fille quand elle ne peut se plaindre de rien (entendez : sans v\u00e9ritable raison) ? La r\u00e9ponse est simple : elle ne comprend plus trop ce qui lui arrive. Elle perd ses rep\u00e8res. Et oui : dans notre jolie soci\u00e9t\u00e9 moderne, on nous a habitu\u00e9s \u00e0 r\u00e2ler<\/strong>. D\u2019ailleurs, c\u2019est presque un sport national. Regardez autour de vous : vous en voyez beaucoup des gens heureux, des qui son contents de ce qu\u2019ils ont, des qui ne trouvent pas que tout va mal m\u00eame quand \u00e7a va plut\u00f4t bien ? Et bien non, vous n\u2019en voyez pas. Parce que le formatage moderne nous a rendus \u201cinsatisfaisables\u201d. Et vous savez ce que je lui dis, moi, \u00e0 l\u2019insatisfaction<\/strong>, la veille de me prendre un coup de calendrier dans la gueule ? Je lui dis FUCK !<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Yes, today, it\u2019s me and myself<\/strong>\u2026 Logical: after the new year and its good resolutions<\/strong> (even though I didn\u2019t take any, this way I don\u2019t risk not being able to stick to them), here is the time of the annual step. Unlike some friends, it\u2019s not yet time for me to change decade and, honestly, I\u2019m pretty happy about that. So you\u2019ll probably tell me there\u2019s nothing particular about that: another year, when you don\u2019t change the decimal, is nothing really hard to go through. Sure\u2026 But leave me this tiny satisfaction: if i want to complain, I just do it (and here is my 2014 resolution: if I want to complain, I do it without any remorse<\/strong>).<\/p>\n

And here is where I\u2019m stuck: what can I complain about? Of working too much? If I didn\u2019t do so, I wouldn\u2019t have the money to travel, so\u2026 it doesn\u2019t work\u2026 Of not having enough time to go out anymore? Well, here again, when I look at the grey sky through the window I realize I\u2019m better at home. of not having enough sun? Those knowing Bali is waiting for me<\/strong> are gonna kill me\u2026 Of having put on some weight? Everybody tells me I got slimmer\u2026 Of not having a lover anymore<\/span>? Where would I put him in my busy planning not giving me time to go to the movies anymore (though I\u2019ve been working on that over the last two weeks)..? Of being neurotic? Honestly, when I look arond me, I feel like i\u2019m doing pretty good for a Parisian girl\u2026 of not having everything I wish? Come on\u2026 I\u2019ve just launched my company, I\u2019ve got a super fashion project on the go, a great family, friends you\u2019d like to know<\/strong>, an amazing view from my appartment (well, ok, I wouldn\u2019t say no to a few more square metres but that\u2019s a detail), an incredible ability for reasoning (yes, I ALSO can flatter myself, and anyway, as I\u2019m ALWAYS right, give a try on saying the opposite\u2026) and I\u2019m the step queen<\/strong> every Sunday from 1.15 to 2pm. So what?<\/p>\n

Nothing. NOTHING, do you read me ? (i can\u2019t possibly write \u201cdo you hear<\/em> me\u201d, it would be stupid)<\/p>\n

So what becomes of a girl who can\u2019t complain about anything (understand with a reason)? The answer is easy: she doesn\u2019t understand what\u2019s happening to her. She loses all her points of reference. The truth is: in our lovely modern society, you\u2019re not supposed to be happy, you\u2019re supposed to complain<\/strong>. It\u2019s almost the national sports. look around you: do you see lots of happy people, people satisfied with what they\u2019ve got, people that don\u2019t think everything goes wrong when it\u2019s not so bad? Well, no, you don\u2019t see any. Because we have been trained to be \u201cunsatisfiable\u201d. Do you know what I say to dissatisfaction<\/strong>, the day before another year hits me? I say FUCK!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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