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C\u2019est la baseline, le slogan du nouveau Beaugrenelle<\/strong>. Un centre commercial qui ressemble aux malls \u00e0 l\u2019am\u00e9ricaine<\/strong>, rempli de boutiques (bon, ok, tous les centres commerciaux ont \u00e7a en commun), clair, lumineux, agr\u00e9ment\u00e9 de deux superbes coupoles et propre (pour combien de temps..?). Loin, tr\u00e8s loin de son pr\u00e9d\u00e9cesseur glauque, o\u00f9 les quelques enseignes s\u2019alignaient les unes apr\u00e8s les autres dans des zones d\u2019ombre pas folichonnes. Dix ans qu\u2019on attendait la r\u00e9ouverture de ce centre nerveux du shoppping estampill\u00e9 rive gauche. Dix ans de travaux pour en arriver \u00e0 \u00e7a : l\u2019attractive shopping<\/strong>. Certains sites de rencontres font des \u00e9mules\u2026<\/p>\n

Le fait est que le nouveau Beaugrenelle donne envie de claquer son SMIC<\/strong>. Les marques se succ\u00e8dent, dans une ambiance tr\u00e8s \u201cje suis tendance et je me fais plaisir\u201d. Alors que Mango<\/strong> est rel\u00e9gu\u00e9 au deuxi\u00e8me \u00e9tage, le rez-de-chauss\u00e9e accueille p\u00eale-m\u00eale Zadig & Voltaire<\/strong>, The Kooples<\/strong>, Maje<\/strong> ou Sandro<\/strong> dans le centre, Uniqlo<\/strong>, Aubade<\/strong> et Petit bateau<\/strong> en ext\u00e9rieur, tandis que la part belle est faite \u00e0 la beaut\u00e9 avec Guerlain<\/strong> qui fait face \u00e0 Sephora<\/strong>. Que de beau monde\u2026 Quant \u00e0 la FNAC<\/strong>, elle s\u2019offre une partie du dernier \u00e9tage en duplex tandis que Darty<\/strong> investit le sous-sol. Mention sp\u00e9ciale aux \u201cvideurs\u201d de la FNAC qui personnalisent si bien l\u2019expression ‘\u201daimable comme une porte de prison\u201d.<\/p>\n

Passons aux plaisirs du palais. Et c\u2019est l\u00e0 que \u00e7a commence \u00e0 aller un chouilla moins bien. Si la P\u00e2tisserie des r\u00eaves est bel et bien en place, elle se fait d\u00e9valiser \u00e0 une vitesse telle qu\u2019\u00e0 l\u2019heure du go\u00fbter le 11 novembre il n\u2019y avait plus rien \u00e0 becqueter. Ca s\u2019appelle un fail\u2026 Idem du c\u00f4t\u00e9 du Bermuda Onion<\/strong>\u2026 Ah, le Bermuda Onion..! Une institution, ma bonne dame ! L\u2019un des premiers restaurants lounge de Paris, une vue splendide sur la Seine, une carte bien sympa et des brunchs qui l\u2019\u00e9taient encore plus, le tout dans un d\u00e9cor qui donnait envie d\u2019y passer la soir\u00e9e. La version 2013 n\u2019est d\u00e9finitivement pas \u00e0 la hauteur. La d\u00e9co d\u2019abord : pour un restaurant qui se veut un tantinet haut de gamme (cf. les prix et les serveurs en n\u0153ud pap), il y a comme un hic au niveau des tables avec rev\u00eatement \u201ceffet bois\u201d. Ca fait cheap ambiance cantine<\/strong>. Reste que la qualit\u00e9 est au rendez-vous<\/strong> et qu\u2019on appr\u00e9cie les petits plus : amuse-bouche et pr\u00e9-dessert. Concernant le service – tr\u00e8s gentil serveur, mais que de temps pour passer commande ! – on laissera le b\u00e9n\u00e9fice du doute : c\u2019\u00e9tait la semaine d\u2019ouverture\u2026 En revanche, ne pas pr\u00e9voir suffisamment de menthe pour assurer niveau mojito, c\u2019est limite\u2026 Et surtout, ne vous avisez pas de pointer le bout de votre joli minois apr\u00e8s 17h30 : \u201con dresse pour le d\u00eener\u201d (qui d\u00eener si t\u00f4t en France ?) vous r\u00e9torque une h\u00f4tesse, grande liane qui vous prend joyeusement (tout est relatif) de haut (ils n\u2019embauchent plus chez Costes ?). Pour une pause gourmande, mieux vaut pousser jusqu\u2019au Starbucks<\/strong> de la place Charles Michels (oui, je suis s\u00e9rieuse) pour se poser en attendant le film.<\/p>\n

Oui, parce qu\u2019\u00e0 Beaugrenelle, Path\u00e9<\/strong> a ouvert un multiplex de 10 salles. 10 salles tout confort, o\u00f9 on r\u00e9serve son si\u00e8ge<\/strong>. Et \u00e7a, c\u2019est la fin des longues files d\u2019attente avant le film, de l\u2019arriv\u00e9e trois quarts d\u2019heure en avance pour esp\u00e9rer ne pas finir au premier rang pour voit Gravity<\/strong> et sortir avec une \u00e9pouvantable migraine. Si on \u00e9tait sur Facebook, je cliquerais volontiers sur \u201cJ\u2019aime\u201d pour montrer mon assentiment\u2026<\/p>\n

R\u00e9sumons : Beaugrenelle, c\u2019est tout pour le shopping, rien pour se poser et une \u201cattractivit\u00e9\u201d qui sera probablement exponentielle jusqu\u2019aux f\u00eates<\/strong>. Apr\u00e8s, il va falloir revoir votre copie, m\u2019sieurs dames, parce que l\u2019effet de mode pass\u00e9, il y a fort \u00e0 parier que tout le petit monde qui se presse aujourd\u2019hui rue Linois va se lasser du manque de services\u2026<\/p>\n

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This is the baseline of the new Beaugrenelle<\/strong>. A mall that ressembles the American ones<\/strong>, full of stores (ok, this is what a mall looks like), luminous, with two beautiful domes, clean (for how long,). Far, ages from the previous one which was dull and where the stores were set in dark areas that were all but nice. For ten years we have been waiting to see the reopening of the nevralgic shopping center of the left bank. Ten years to get here: attractive shopping<\/strong>. Some online dating sites are inspiring\u2026<\/p>\n

The truth is: the new Beaugrenelle makes you want to spend your salary.<\/strong> Brands succeed to each other in a very \u201cI\u2019m trendy and want to please myself\u201d manner. Whereas Mango<\/strong> has been put back up on the second floor, the ground floor hosts Zadig & Voltaire<\/strong>, The Kooples<\/strong>, Maje<\/strong> or Sandro<\/strong> inside the center, Uniqlo<\/strong>, Aubade<\/strong> and Petit bateau<\/strong> outside, while Guerlain<\/strong> and Sephora<\/strong> take care of your beauty. All the utmost quality\u2026 FNAC<\/strong> gets to top floor while Darty<\/strong> is in the basement. Special mention to the FNAC \u201cbouncers\u201d who characterize the French expression \u201cpleasant as a prison door\u201d.<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s get to flavors. This is where problems arise. If the P\u00e2tisserie des r\u00eaves is there, it has so much success that when you get there by tea time\u00a0 on November 11 (a holiday), there\u2019s nothing left to grab. That\u2019s what we call a failure\u2026 Same thing for Bermuda Onion<\/strong>\u2026 Ah, Bermuda Onion..! An institution! One of Paris\u2019 first lounge restaurants, a wonderful view over the Seine, a nice menu with even nicer brunch, all in a setting that only made you want to spend the evening. The 2013 version is way below. First thing, the furniture: for a restaurant aiming to be a bit upscale (cf; the prices and waiters wearing bow ties), there is a gap with the table tops \u201cresembling wood\u201d. Now that\u2019s cheap<\/strong> and only makes me feel like I\u2019m back at the canteen. However, the quality is good<\/strong> and we appreciate the little extras: amuse-bouche and pre-dessert. As about the efficiency of the service – the waiter was reallu nice but od it took ages to place the order! – we\u2019ll consider it was due to the recent opening\u2026 But not being able to get enough mint to be able to make the mojitos is a major error\u2026 Don\u2019t even think of stepping into Bermuda Onion for a break after 5.30pm: \u201cwe\u2019re getting ready for dinner\u201d (who has dinner tha early in France?) is all what you\u2019ll get from the hostess, a tall brunette who takes a certain pleasure (everything\u2019s relative) in patronizing you (don\u2019t they hire at Costes?). If you want to eat and drink a little something, you\u2019d better go all the way to Starbucks<\/strong> in place Charles Michels (yes, seriously) to wait until it\u2019s time to go to the movies.<\/p>\n

Yes, because Beaugrenelle has its own Path\u00e9<\/strong> multiplex with 10 theaters. 10 comfortable theaters where you can reserve your seat<\/strong>. And this is the end of endless waiting lines before the movie starts, arriving 45 minutes prior to it in order to get a chance not to be stuck in the first rank for Gravity<\/strong> and get out with the most awful headache ever. If we were on Facebook, I would clic \u201cLike\u201d to show how much I agree with this\u2026<\/p>\n

As a conclusion: Beaugrenelle is all about shopping, there\u2019s nothing to just sit down and relax and a huge \u201cattractivity\u201d that will probably go exponentially until the end of the Christmas holidays<\/strong>. After that, you people will have to make changes because once the novelty is gone, I bet all the customers hanging rue Linois will get bored with having the mediocrity of service\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Loin, tr\u00e8s loin de son pr\u00e9d\u00e9cesseur glauque, o\u00f9 les quelques enseignes s\u2019alignaient […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5208,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[166,167,168,169,170,171,57,172,174,173,175,176,177,178,179,180,181,182,183],"yoast_head":"\nAttractive shopping - Miss Mad<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2013\/11\/13\/attractive-shopping\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Attractive shopping - Miss Mad\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"C\u2019est la baseline, le slogan du nouveau Beaugrenelle. 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