{"id":5086,"date":"2013-07-18T10:36:22","date_gmt":"2013-07-18T09:36:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.missmad.fr\/?p=5086"},"modified":"2019-04-13T19:16:39","modified_gmt":"2019-04-13T17:16:39","slug":"manscaping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2013\/07\/18\/manscaping\/","title":{"rendered":"Manscaping : l\u2019heure de la coupe d\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9 a sonn\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"

Chaque ann\u00e9e, c\u2019est la m\u00eame chose : les magazines f\u00e9minins nous abreuvent de solutions diverses et vari\u00e9es pour tailler, \u00e9laguer, couper, arracher, ratiboiser. Non, il ne s\u2019agit pas de s\u2019attaquer au jardin (quoique\u2026), mais \u00e0 un autre type de for\u00eat vierge (ou pas). Le maillot n\u2019est pas loin et outre les sempiternels trois kilos \u00e0 perdre, il y a cette th\u00e9matique r\u00e9currente : \u00eates-vous plut\u00f4t ticket de m\u00e9tro ou vintage 70s ? Durant des ann\u00e9es, les hommes ont \u00e9chapp\u00e9 \u00e0 ce ph\u00e9nom\u00e8ne estival de la tonte saisonni\u00e8re. Et puis\u2026 et puis les femmes en ont eu marre de devoir se trimbaler avec du fil dentaire au cas o\u00f9 la soir\u00e9e se fasse plus chaude que pr\u00e9vue (comment \u00e7a, vous voulez un dessin ?). Leurs revendications sur l\u2019\u00e9galit\u00e9 des sexes jusque dans le d\u00e9broussaillage sub-ceinture ont donn\u00e9 naissance \u00e0 un nouveau vocabulaire tr\u00e8s imag\u00e9. Ainsi est n\u00e9 le manscaping<\/em>\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

Manscaping : une d\u00e9finition<\/h2>\n

\u201cA term used to define male grooming below the belt. A male can use both an electric razor or a regular razor. A Mach 3 is preferable with the ladies on the testicular area. No female likes to deal with hairy balls, so men must education themselves on proper manscaping and maintenance techniques\u201d (Urban Dictionary<\/a>)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Pour r\u00e9sum\u00e9 et en fran\u00e7ais : c’est une pratique qui consiste \u00e0 d\u00e9sherber sous la ceinture de ces messieurs.<\/p>\n

Voil\u00e0 pour la d\u00e9finition.<\/p>\n

Un terre de contrastes (et de controverse)<\/h2>\n

Pourtant, les r\u00e9fractaires sont nombreux, appr\u00e9ciant un abricot \u00ab\u00a0d\u00e9poil\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong> mais refusant de se soumettre \u00e0 la tondeuse ou au rasoir. Egalit\u00e9 des sexes (au sens propre, entendez bien), mon c.. ! Il faut dire que les hommes sont attach\u00e9s \u00e0 leur toison. \u00c7a doit leur tenir chaud l\u2019hiver. Mais\u2026 et l\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9 alors ? L\u00e0 n\u2019est donc pas la question\u2026 Cherchons plus avant les raisons de cet attachement si particulier \u00e0 des phan\u00e8res qu\u2019ils d\u00e9nigrent volontiers chez la gent f\u00e9minine\u2026 Peut-\u00eatre est-ce tout simplement la symbolique qui les motive : souvenez-vous de ce premier poil apparu, comme une preuve de virilit\u00e9 toute neuve\u2026 Et bien voil\u00e0 : m\u00eame des ann\u00e9es apr\u00e8s l\u2019adolescence et ses premiers \u00e9mois physiques (\u201cj\u2019ai un poil au menton, un autre dans le cale\u00e7on, chuis un homme maintenant !\u201d), l\u2019homme a besoin d\u2019\u00eatre rassur\u00e9 et sa toison d\u2019or (ou d\u2019\u00e9b\u00e8ne) le r\u00e9conforte<\/strong>, un peu comme un doudou qu\u2019il peut trimbaler partout sans qu\u2019on se foute de sa gueule\u2026<\/p>\n

Les m\u00e2les alpha ont cependant tendance \u00e0 oublier un point essentiel du manscaping<\/em> : l\u2019effet allongeant<\/strong>. Car, plus on \u00e9lague, plus le bambou para\u00eet grand<\/strong> (tiens, peut-\u00eatre que \u00e7a explique certaines certitudes de la part de ces messieurs : \u00e7a s\u2019appelle un effet trompe-l\u2019\u0153il). Notez \u00e9galement l\u2019attrait des femmes pour les espaces entretenus. C\u2019est dans notre \u00e9ducation plut\u00f4t que dans nos g\u00e8nes (malgr\u00e9 les dires de certains hommes prompts \u00e0 tomber dans le clich\u00e9) : on nous a dress\u00e9es \u00e0 la propret\u00e9 depuis l\u2019\u00e9poque o\u00f9 les rayons des magasins de jouets ont commenc\u00e9 \u00e0 nous proposer des aspirateurs factices. Ne vous \u00e9tonnez donc pas qu\u2019une zone en friche nous donne un haut-le-c\u0153ur<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Le manscaping<\/em> en quatre \u00e9tapes<\/h2>\n

Les bons r\u00e9flexes \u00e0 adopter ne sont pourtant pas si compliqu\u00e9s :<\/p>\n

    \n
  • arborer une toison dompt\u00e9e (c\u2019est-\u00e0-dire qui ne d\u00e9borde pas)<\/li>\n
  • \u00e9laguer dans le sens du poil (pour que \u00e7a reste doux au toucher)<\/li>\n
  • entretenir r\u00e9guli\u00e8rement (pour ne pas d\u00e9cevoir \u00e0 la repousse)<\/li>\n
  • arroser ponctuellement (on vous avait bien dit que les zones nettes \u00e9moustillent les femmes : voici donc la cons\u00e9quence directe de vos efforts)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

    A vos tondeuses\u2026 pr\u00eats ? Coupez !<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Chaque ann\u00e9e, c\u2019est la m\u00eame chose : les magazines f\u00e9minins nous abreuvent de solutions diverses et vari\u00e9es pour tailler, \u00e9laguer, couper, arracher, ratiboiser. Non, il ne s\u2019agit pas de s\u2019attaquer au jardin (quoique\u2026), mais \u00e0 un autre type de for\u00eat vierge (ou pas). Le maillot n\u2019est pas loin et outre les sempiternels trois kilos \u00e0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5605,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[248],"tags":[99,101,102],"yoast_head":"\nManscaping : l\u2019heure de la coupe d\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9 a sonn\u00e9 - Miss Mad<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Le manscaping, cette pratique qui prend ee l'ampleur, est in gage de modernit\u00e9 pour des hommes soumis aux nouveaux dikltats de la beaut\u00e9.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2013\/07\/18\/manscaping\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Manscaping : l\u2019heure de la coupe d\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9 a sonn\u00e9 - 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