{"id":5049,"date":"2013-06-12T09:15:00","date_gmt":"2013-06-12T08:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.missmad.fr\/?p=5049"},"modified":"2019-04-13T19:33:22","modified_gmt":"2019-04-13T17:33:22","slug":"le-sperme-anti-depresseur-naturel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2013\/06\/12\/le-sperme-anti-depresseur-naturel\/","title":{"rendered":"Le sperme, anti-d\u00e9presseur naturel par excellence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Les am\u00e9ricains ont tout compris : plut\u00f4t que de sponsoriser l\u2019industrie pharmaceutique, ils ont choisi de se pencher sur le cas du sperme, v\u00e9ritable anti-d\u00e9presseur. Oubliez les capotes et allez au bout de vos fellations car c\u2019est le sperme qui vous rendra heureuse.En effet, des chercheurs de l\u2019Universit\u00e9 d\u2019Albany ont d\u00e9montr\u00e9 que les rapports sexuels non prot\u00e9g\u00e9s remontent le moral de la gent f\u00e9minine, rien que \u00e7a ! Bien \u00e9videmment, le <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gordon_G._Gallup\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">professeur Gallup<\/a>, \u00e0 l\u2019origine de cette recherche pour le moins farfelue (fallait y penser quand m\u00eame ! Vous imaginez la th\u00e8se de doctorat : \u201cComment le sperme agit sur l\u2019\u00e9tat d\u00e9pressif f\u00e9minin\u201d&#8230;?), a confirm\u00e9 qu\u2019il ne fallait pas pour autant prendre des risques en s\u2019adonnant aux joies du sexe sans se prot\u00e9ger. Bon, alors on fait quoi ? On cr\u00e9e une fiche sur <a href=\"http:\/\/www.adopteunmec.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">AdopteUnMec<\/a> en expliquant que, pour raison m\u00e9dicales, on cherche un partenaire de jeu exclusif ? Note pour plus tard : penser \u00e0 ajouter une photo de l\u2019ordonnance de Prozac pour prouver qu\u2019on ne raconte pas n\u2019importe quoi\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<h2>Une question de point de vue&#8230;<\/h2>\n<p>Voil\u00e0 qui vient tout de m\u00eame contredire le tr\u00e8s s\u00e9rieux risque de se choper <a href=\"http:\/\/www.missmad.fr\/quand-sucer-donne-le-cancer-les-puritains-nous-auront-prvenus\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">un cancer de la gorge en pratiquant la fellation<\/a>. \u00c7a, le professeur Gallup n\u2019en parle pas : selon lui, <strong>le sperme par voie vaginale ou orale est bon pour le moral<\/strong>. Oui, mais alors \u201cet pour la sant\u00e9\u201d ? Je veux dire, en g\u00e9n\u00e9ral..? Bient\u00f4t, il va falloir <strong>choisir entre soigner sa d\u00e9pression ou son HPV<\/strong>\u2026<\/p>\n<h2>Et la d\u00e9pression masculine dans tout \u00e7a ?<\/h2>\n<p>Cependant, la grande inconnue reste la d\u00e9pression masculine. En effet, le prof Gallup &#8211; soit qu\u2019il n\u2019ait pas jug\u00e9 pertinent de se poser la question, soit qu\u2019il soit un peu homophobe sur les bords &#8211; ne semble pas s\u2019\u00eatre pos\u00e9 la question de <strong>l\u2019effet du sperme sur les hommes<\/strong>. Parce que bon, au final, il n\u2019y a pas que des d\u00e9pressives, les hommes aussi ont droit \u00e0 leur dose de blues\u2026 On imagine pourtant difficilement une telle th\u00e9orie diffus\u00e9e aux Etats-Unis (comme dans beaucoup d\u2019autres pays, faut pas leur jeter la pierre non plus !) : \u201c<strong>si vous \u00eates atteint de d\u00e9pression chronique, pensez \u00e0 la sodomie<\/strong>\u201d. Ambiance\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Rassurez-vous, cette \u00e9tude date <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">un peu<\/span> beaucoup puisqu\u2019elle est sortie en 2002 et qu\u2019entre-temps d\u2019autres y sont all\u00e9s de leurs arguments oppos\u00e9s. Notamment <a href=\"http:\/\/kateclancy.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Kathryn Clancy<\/a>, officiant \u00e0 l\u2019Universit\u00e9 de l\u2019Illinois, qui, elle, soutient que selon ses \u00e9tudes les femmes utilisant pas ou peu de capotes sont plus souvent soumise \u00e0 la d\u00e9pression. Tiens, c\u2019est marrant, \u00e7a : d\u2019un c\u00f4t\u00e9 un homme qui pr\u00f4ne les effets salvateurs du sperme, de l\u2019autre une femme qui d\u00e9nonce son influence n\u00e9faste sur le moral des femmes. <strong>Et toujours aucun des deux pour s\u2019occuper des hommes !<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les am\u00e9ricains ont tout compris : plut\u00f4t que de sponsoriser l\u2019industrie pharmaceutique, ils ont choisi de se pencher sur le cas du sperme, v\u00e9ritable anti-d\u00e9presseur. Oubliez les capotes et allez au bout de vos fellations car c\u2019est le sperme qui vous rendra heureuse.En effet, des chercheurs de l\u2019Universit\u00e9 d\u2019Albany ont d\u00e9montr\u00e9 que les rapports sexuels [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5610,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[248],"tags":[79,80,81,82,83],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v20.13 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Le sperme, anti-d\u00e9presseur naturel par excellence - Miss Mad<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Il existerait un rem\u00e8de naturel contre la d\u00e9pression f\u00e9minine : le sperme. 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