{"id":482,"date":"2010-01-29T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/absolute-trendsetter.over-blog.com\/article-election-de-mister-france-2010-au-secours--43864372-comments.html"},"modified":"2017-09-12T09:51:45","modified_gmt":"2017-09-12T07:51:45","slug":"electiondemisterfrance2010ausecours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2010\/01\/29\/electiondemisterfrance2010ausecours\/","title":{"rendered":"Election de Mister France 2010 : au secours!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Petite soir\u00e9e entre filles, \u00e0 l’origine devant un DVD, mais voyons… deux filles ensemble, \u00e7a parle, alors allez
\nregarder un DVD..!<\/span> C’est donc devant la t\u00e9l\u00e9 que \u00e7a a termin\u00e9. Et devant quoi..? Je vous le donne en mille: l’\u00e9lection de Mister france
\n2010! ET bien nous n’avons pas \u00e9t\u00e9 d\u00e9\u00e7ues: on pensait en rire, on en aurait presque pleur\u00e9. Y a-t-il vraiment des gens qui REGARDENT cette \u00e9mission? Parce que la palme du ridicule du PAF, on vient
\nde la leur attribuer.
\n\"MisterQuelques hommes plut\u00f4t bien fait, mais \u00e0 la t\u00eate bien vide se
\nsont donc affront\u00e9s devant le regard \u00ab\u00a0s\u00e9v\u00e8re\u00a0\u00bb de deux ex-Miss France et de Mister France 2009. Un brin de ridicule de ne tue pas, mais l\u00e0 on a d\u00e9pass\u00e9 les bornes. Il fallait les voir plonger entre
\nles raies manta et les requins, certains n’ayant pas peur mais pr\u00e9f\u00e9rant rester \u00e0 bord du bateau. On en sait jamais… un accident est si vite arriv\u00e9, autant laiss\u00e9 les concurrents se faire
\nd\u00e9vorer. Comme si la production allait les mettre en danger… Vous imaginez un remix des dents de la mer sur une \u00e9lection..? Une douzaie de m\u00e2les d\u00e9c\u00e9r\u00e9br\u00e9s d\u00e9vor\u00e9s par des requins mangeurs
\nd’homme. Ca, au moins, \u00e7a aurait \u00e9t\u00e9 dr\u00f4le!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Mais non, on s’est content\u00e9 de nous montrer ces jeunes \u00e9ph\u00e8bes en train de se tr\u00e9mousser sur une chor\u00e9graphie digne des Teletubbies pour charmer le jury intransigeant. Mwarf! Et que dire de la
\nsalade qu’on leur a coll\u00e9e sur la t\u00eate pour le d\u00e9fil\u00e9 surfwear? Choisir une batavia aurait \u00e9t\u00e9 plus judicieux: un peu d’humour et d’autod\u00e9rision n’ont jamais fait de mal… Quant \u00e0 ce concurrent
\nqui aurait aim\u00e9 \u00eatre un arbre, il a d\u00fb \u00eatre content de se voir affubl\u00e9 d’un tel couvre-chef.<\/p>\n

Au final, j’aurais aim\u00e9 pouvoir dire que le plaisir des yeux rattrapait le niveau QI d’oursin de cette \u00e9lection \u00f4 combien importante, mais… m\u00eame pas… Des muscles, certes, mais on en voit de
\nplus beaux dans les pubs pour parfums. Et quand \u00ab\u00a0MEGASMEDIA est fi\u00e8re de pouvoir annoncer le retour
\nprochain de l’\u00e9lection de \u00ab\u00a0MISTER FRANCE 2010\u00a0\u00bb \u00e0 la t\u00e9l\u00e9vision.<\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u00bb (www.mister-france.fr<\/a>), \u00e7a me laisse perplexe…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Petite soir\u00e9e entre filles, \u00e0 l’origine devant un DVD, mais voyons… deux filles ensemble, \u00e7a parle, alors allez regarder un DVD..! C’est donc devant la t\u00e9l\u00e9 que \u00e7a a termin\u00e9. Et devant quoi..? Je vous le donne en mille: l’\u00e9lection de Mister france 2010! ET bien nous n’avons pas \u00e9t\u00e9 d\u00e9\u00e7ues: on pensait en rire, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2918,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nElection de Mister France 2010 : au secours! - Miss Mad<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2010\/01\/29\/electiondemisterfrance2010ausecours\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Election de Mister France 2010 : au secours! - Miss Mad\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Petite soir\u00e9e entre filles, \u00e0 l’origine devant un DVD, mais voyons… deux filles ensemble, \u00e7a parle, alors allez regarder un DVD..! 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