{"id":1113,"date":"2011-10-27T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/absolute-trendsetter.over-blog.com\/article-le-jour-ou-j-ai-decide-de-creer-ma-boite-32507020-comments.html"},"modified":"2011-10-27T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1970-01-01T00:00:00","slug":"lejouroujaidecidedecreermaboite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2011\/10\/27\/lejouroujaidecidedecreermaboite\/","title":{"rendered":"Le jour o\u00f9 j&#039;ai d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de cr\u00e9er ma bo\u00eete"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><span><strong>(Ca faisait longtemps que je n\u2019avais rien publi\u00e9 ici. Il est donc temps de revenir sur \u201cLes gal\u00e8res d\u2019une<br \/>\ntrentenaire\u201d\u2026)<\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span>Je me suis r\u00e9veill\u00e9e un jour <strong>sans boulot<\/strong>, <strong>sans RMI<\/strong> et <strong>avec un loyer<\/strong>. Pas le<br \/>\nr\u00e9veil le plus folichon de ma vie! Mais comme je suis une fille sympa et que j&rsquo;avais rencontr\u00e9 des gens tout aussi sympas lors de mon passage par la mode, on m&rsquo;a vite propos\u00e9 de m&rsquo;occuper des<br \/>\nrelations presse d&rsquo;une <strong>marque de pr\u00eat-\u00e0-porter suisse<\/strong> (ne riez pas, \u00e7a existe !). Comme on ne me proposait <strong>que des jobs au SMIC<\/strong> mais \u00ab\u00a0avec int\u00e9ressement d\u00e8s<br \/>\nqu&rsquo;on sera lanc\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb, j&rsquo;ai d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de tenter ma chance en montant <strong>mon agence de communication<\/strong> avec un premier client bas\u00e9 en Suisse. Grossi\u00e8re erreur, mais je vous raconterai \u00e7a un<br \/>\nautre jour.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span><span><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/missmad.audreyrochas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2011\/10\/Ma-boite_2.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Ma-boite\" alt=\"Ma-boite\" src=\"https:\/\/missmad.audreyrochas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2011\/10\/Ma-boite_thumb.jpg\" width=\"216\" height=\"300\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a>Ce qui est encourageant en France quand<br \/>\non n&rsquo;a pas de travail et qu&rsquo;on d\u00e9cide de se lancer en cr\u00e9ant son entreprise, c&rsquo;est qu&rsquo;on a droit \u00e0 une <strong>exon\u00e9ration de charges durant toute une ann\u00e9e<\/strong> ! Evidemment, \u00e7a rassure,<br \/>\nquand on sait que ce sont les charges qui plombent les petites entreprises. J&rsquo;ai donc embarqu\u00e9 ma m\u00e8re dans l&rsquo;aventure, pensant qu&rsquo;elle pourrait \u00e9galement y trouver son compte vu qu&rsquo;elle aussi<br \/>\n\u00e9tait \u00ab\u00a0demandeur d&#8217;emploi\u00a0\u00bb.<\/span><\/span>Mais <strong>ce que ne nous disent pas\u00a0 les majestueux panneaux pr\u00f4nant la cr\u00e9ation d&rsquo;entreprise<\/strong>, ce sont les <strong>heures de paperasse<\/strong> \u00e0 remplir, les<br \/>\n<strong>d\u00e9placements incessants<\/strong>, les <strong>appels \u00e0 droite et \u00e0 gauche<\/strong> pour expliquer qu&rsquo;on a droit \u00e0 une exon\u00e9ration des charges, et surtout les <strong>25 envois du m\u00eame<br \/>\npapier qui n&rsquo;arrive jamais<\/strong>, sauf quand on l&rsquo;exp\u00e9die en recommand\u00e9 avec accus\u00e9 de r\u00e9ception (comme par hasard).C&rsquo;est ainsi que <strong>ma petite entreprise est n\u00e9e<\/strong>, apr\u00e8s moult visites \u00e0 la <strong>Direction D\u00e9partementale du Travail<\/strong>, pr\u00e9c\u00e9d\u00e9es de quelques <strong>heures pass\u00e9es avec un<br \/>\ncomptable<\/strong>, seul apte \u00e0 m&rsquo;aider \u00e0 remplir le <strong>dossier ACCRE<\/strong> et ses douze mille pages de pr\u00e9visionnel et autres extrapolations sur une activit\u00e9 qui n&rsquo;avait\u00a0 pas encore<br \/>\nd\u00e9marr\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Une <strong>petite bo\u00eete avec plein d&rsquo;id\u00e9es \u00e0 l&rsquo;int\u00e9rieur<\/strong> et <strong>une sacr\u00e9e dose d&rsquo;optimisme<\/strong> (il en faut) \u00e9tait n\u00e9e. Mais voil\u00e0 : ce n&rsquo;est pas le tout de monter sa bo\u00eete<br \/>\n(m\u00eame si c&rsquo;est d\u00e9j\u00e0 un exploit en soi), encore faut-il la faire vivre. A priori, avec un <strong>contrat juteux<\/strong>, pas besoin de trop se prendre la t\u00eate. Sauf quand&#8230; ledit contrat est<br \/>\npass\u00e9 avec une entreprise \u00e9trang\u00e8re et que <strong>l\u2019Etat, qui sait vous r\u00e9clamer de l\u2019argent<\/strong>, ne sait pas vous filer un coup de main&#8230; Mais je vous raconterai \u00e7a une prochaine<br \/>\nfois&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Ca faisait longtemps que je n\u2019avais rien publi\u00e9 ici. Il est donc temps de revenir sur \u201cLes gal\u00e8res d\u2019une trentenaire\u201d\u2026) Je me suis r\u00e9veill\u00e9e un jour sans boulot, sans RMI et avec un loyer. Pas le r\u00e9veil le plus folichon de ma vie! Mais comme je suis une fille sympa et que j&rsquo;avais rencontr\u00e9 des [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3990,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v20.13 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Le jour o\u00f9 j&#039;ai d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de cr\u00e9er ma bo\u00eete - Miss Mad<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/2011\/10\/27\/lejouroujaidecidedecreermaboite\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Le jour o\u00f9 j&#039;ai d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de cr\u00e9er ma bo\u00eete - Miss Mad\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"(Ca faisait longtemps que je n\u2019avais rien publi\u00e9 ici. 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