{"id":5803,"date":"2020-04-15T21:03:02","date_gmt":"2020-04-15T19:03:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/?page_id=5803"},"modified":"2020-04-16T13:19:42","modified_gmt":"2020-04-16T11:19:42","slug":"la-dictature-de-la-poussette","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/la-dictature-de-la-poussette\/","title":{"rendered":"La dictature de la poussette"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Poussette et carte vermeille : m\u00eame combat !<\/p>\n

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Les gosses, c’est comme les animaux : il faut les dresser !<\/h2>\n

Les gosses, c’est pas un passe-droit, la carte vermeille non plus. L’\u00e9ducation n’a pas d’\u00e2ge et l’\u00e2ge ne dispense pas d’\u00e9ducation.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bonjour, au revoir, s’il vous pla\u00eet, merci, pardon…<\/h3>\n

Parofois, je me demande s’il n’y a pas un moment pivot o\u00f9 l’\u00e9ducation part en fum\u00e9e. Pour certains, c’est la premi\u00e8re couche \u00e0 changer, pour d’autres, c’est le statut de s\u00e9nior…<\/p>\n

Pourquoi cette rubrique ?<\/h3>\n
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  1. Parce que non, tous les enfants ne sont pas beaux et que j’ai le droit de ne pas m’extasier devant tout ce qui a moins de 15 ans<\/li>\n
  2. Parce que je ne respecte que ceux qui me respectent aussi<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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Bonjour, au revoir, s’il vous pla\u00eet, merci, pardon… Parofois, je me demande s’il n’y […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"on","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"yoast_head":"\nLa dictature de la poussette - Miss Mad<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.audreyrochas.com\/missmad\/la-dictature-de-la-poussette\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"La dictature de la poussette - Miss Mad\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Poussette et carte vermeille : m\u00eame combat ! Les gosses, c'est comme les animaux : il faut les dresser ! 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